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1. Marriages have its ups and downs

Remember that when you sine and cosine the marriage certificate.

2. How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

3. What book is very popular among horse people?

50 Shades of Neigh.

4. Why was Genghis Khan so cruel?

Because he lived right in the mid-evil times.

5. A bunch of plumbers have been at my house all day.

Now I feel really drained. (Based on a true story.)

6. Why are Cows always so stinky?

It's the Dairy-Air...

7. What vegetable can work as a sports announcer?

A common tater

8. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG

9. God said onto Peter, “come forth and gain eternal life.”

But Peter came fifth, and got an air fryer

10. Two young brothers are talking in their room upstairs

"It's time we started swearing like adults." says the older brother. "Let's go downstairs for breakfast, I'm going to say something starting with an 'f', you say something starting with an 's'." Sure enough, they go down to the kitchen where their mother is waiting for them. "What would you like for breakfast?" "For fuck's sake, I want some cereal!" says the older brother. He barely finishes his sentence, his mother slaps him, kicking his butt back to the bedroom. Annoyed, the mother comes back to ask the younger sibling. "So what'll you have?" "Well shit, definitely not cereal."

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